The Geneva Conventions

In the light & recognition of recent developments & revelations, we at the Geneva Incorperation find it beyond necessary that we not only make clear our disdain for the violation of our beliefs, but feel it necessary that the second (point fifth) edition of our disdain fuelled documents be published. In recognition of recent events, we make clear the following rules, regulations, and expectations regarding sportsmanly development;

1.) The use of any liquified rock/magma/lava of 130 degrees Fahrenheit on the battlefield is strictly prohibited.

2.) Use of potentially fatal firearms on the battlefield (including Pump Action Shotguns, Rifles, Etc etc) is strictly classified as illegal.

In light of recent events, it is expected that every single worldly government retract all of their illegal use of these sinful and frankly mediocre war tactics.